Bronze GoddessAlack for I can get no play Oh woe is me and lackaday Oh chaste and pure I'll always stay Alack for I can get no play...but too much drink the task forbade..though on her bod it should not stay...but all the boys were gay...to mourn the dearth of fine boo-tay...Alack for I can get no play
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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Hi my name is Elizabeth, not Christine. I am so freaking awesome that sometimes when I look in the mirror I stop and say, wow I am so freaking awesome! People want to be me and the ones who don't envy my every action may or may not have a very unfortunate accident. If there's anyone else more totally awesome than me it's my dear friend Christine. She's crazy because she goes to athletic events and sings "you suck" at the top of her lungs. Also, she worships a slow, old turtle. She's just not right. But I am. Because I am Elizabeth. I am going to go laugh at all of the way hot half naked men standing outside of my door begging me to ravish them until they scream like pansies. And maybe if I'm feeling exceedingly benevolent (that a word that I would use because I am Elizabeth and I am smart!) I will send my friend christine a way hot man with very little clothing because she wasn't fortunate enough to meet a man in AP chemistry last year. My name is Elizabeth and I have spoken.


Friday, July 01, 2005

I'm here and alive!  We won't be in our house for a while yet but I'll be making trips to the library to check my email and illegally do some IMing.  I'm so bad.  *cough*  As soon as we move and our computer gets set up, I'll post some of the lovely pictures I took whilst barrelling down the road at 80mph.  Trust me, some are awesome.  It's humid and rather hot but the temperature can not compete with how hot the people are.  It's ridiculous.  Anyways, continue on your awesome summers and miss ya.

 


Thursday, June 16, 2005

yo!  hi christine!